You should drop the very unsexy unbuttoned top button with white t-shirt to the neck look. Yuck. Wear a tie or a different kind of white shirt that doesn’t show.
I’m 6′2″ and weigh just under 250. When I’ve been on camera you might guess I’m 300. Seriously. (How many cameras did you have on you? Hahahah). No telling what a guy weighs based on a photo.
“Who wrote that column? Is that meant to be humorous?”
The headline is a funny one-liner, but the rest of it is a textbook demonstration of why one-liners should never, under any circumstances, be stretched out to column length.
July 9th, 2009 at 3:28 pm
They have a picture of you in which you appear to be 8 inches taller than the guy you’re standing next to. How much did you have to pay for that?
July 9th, 2009 at 3:36 pm
Healine of the day? Headline of the year! That’s one you print out and frame for posterity.
Young Matt as Sawicky used to call him has arrived.
July 9th, 2009 at 3:38 pm
You should drop the very unsexy unbuttoned top button with white t-shirt to the neck look. Yuck. Wear a tie or a different kind of white shirt that doesn’t show.
July 9th, 2009 at 3:38 pm
OMFG. That headline is suitable for framing. I’m speechless.
July 9th, 2009 at 3:43 pm
WHAT ABOUT ME!!!!!
July 9th, 2009 at 3:52 pm
I thought Matt was doing treadmill and bike work?
July 9th, 2009 at 4:01 pm
Ick, I’ve never surfed the Wagg the Bogcolumn before. It reads like someone trying to channel for HST after doing a bowl of oregano.
July 9th, 2009 at 4:03 pm
I’m sure it’s an honest mistake, not some kind of double entendre.
July 9th, 2009 at 4:27 pm
MY knows that Wonkette is snarky humor site, right?
July 9th, 2009 at 4:40 pm
Why does everyone think Matt’s some kind of dwarf? The dude’s over 6′ tall…
July 9th, 2009 at 4:46 pm
The dude’s over 6′ tall…
Let’s start a pool. I’m guessing 230.
July 9th, 2009 at 4:56 pm
I’m a liberal, and I hate both of those guys.
July 9th, 2009 at 5:13 pm
I’m 6′2″ and weigh just under 250. When I’ve been on camera you might guess I’m 300. Seriously. (How many cameras did you have on you? Hahahah). No telling what a guy weighs based on a photo.
Not that it matters.
July 9th, 2009 at 5:53 pm
Dowd got a Pulitzer??
July 9th, 2009 at 6:09 pm
Dowd got a Pulitzer??
Yes. For her opinion columns during the Lewinsky scandal…
Ah, the 90’s, when we were carefree and when Dowd could get a Pulitzer for gossip.
July 9th, 2009 at 6:12 pm
Who wrote that column? Is that meant to be humorous?
July 9th, 2009 at 7:07 pm
MY – I always knew you were awesome, but “blogger-stallion”? Wow. This is why I always wanted to be a blogger… groupies.
July 9th, 2009 at 7:46 pm
Now THAT has to go on your resume!
“In terms of wooing interns, has been compared to Bill Clinton.”
July 9th, 2009 at 9:07 pm
Bill Clinton liberal? lol
I guess a centrist triangulating deregulating asswhip is what passes for a liberal these days
July 10th, 2009 at 11:19 am
“Who wrote that column? Is that meant to be humorous?”
The headline is a funny one-liner, but the rest of it is a textbook demonstration of why one-liners should never, under any circumstances, be stretched out to column length.