Matt Yglesias

Nov 5th, 2008 at 8:32 am

Chickens Coming Home to Roost

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Early word on the shape of the Obama administration:

  1. Chief of Staff: Jeremiah Wright
  2. Secretary of State: Rashid Khalidi
  3. Secretary of Defense: Bill Ayers
  4. Attorney-General: Bernardine Dohrn
  5. Secretary of the Treasury: Tony Rezko

Obviously, that still leaves a lot of posts to be filled, but the feeling is that given the current state of crisis in the country the new administration needs to act swiftly to fill the major jobs and these are them.

UPDATE: New appointments — Franklin Raines at HUD, Michael Phleger for the office of faith-based initiatives.






57 Responses to “Chickens Coming Home to Roost”

  1. steve duncan Says:

    Likely a few million citizens more newly emerged from the primordial muck believe the new administration will take shape as described.

  2. SLC Says:

    The only problem here is that Mr. Rezko would have to carry out his dities from the slammer.

  3. rea Says:

    The only problem here is that Mr. Rezko would have to carry out his dities from the slammer.

    After Alberto Gonzales, how is that a problem?

  4. Steve LaBonne Says:

    The only problem here is that Mr. Rezko would have to carry out his duties from the slammer.

    Ted Stevena asks, why is that a problem?

  5. Charles Says:

    Clearly Ayers should have been Homeland Security and Rezko should have been Housing and Urban Development.

  6. MS Says:

    The only problem here is that Mr. Rezko would have to carry out his dities from the slammer.

    Uhh pardon?

  7. Spike Says:

    Paris Hilton for Energy Secretary.

  8. jwr Says:

    My wife and I thought Ayers for Secretary of Homeland Security.

  9. serial catowner Says:

    Damn! He got me.

    I guess watching Harriet Miers nominated for Supreme Court left some permanent marks.

  10. kid bitzer Says:

    you guys aren’t thinking big enough.

    c’mon: he’s a socialist! a marxist! he’s going to appoint the zombie cabinet from hell!

    for treasury secretary: zombie karl marx
    for agriculture: zombie khmer rouge leader pol “a chicken in every” pot
    for secretary of defense: zombie che guevara
    for state: zombie fidel castro
    for transportation: zombie enver hoxa
    for education (and re-education): chairman mao

    ayers, wright, reszko–pah. those guys are penny-ante. i’m telling you, obama is a socialist! that’s what mccain promised, and that’s what the nation voted for! we’ll be disappointed with anything less!

  11. urbino Says:

    Bernardine, not Bernadette.

  12. ns Says:

    Flag-burning ceremony daily at 9am except Fridays.

  13. kid bitzer Says:

    hey, matt–

    care to say anything about fox news?

    ’cause i think there’s an interesting story there.

    fox did it’s normal dirty work for the republicans, acting as the propaganda wing.

    and the obama team did not back down. indeed, it called them out and took them on. murdoch told obama that he would ease up on the attacks if obama would play ball with him, and obama told him to fuck off and die.

    and then obama made it stick.

    not true with the clintons or with gore. they tried to accommodate fox and get by. they triangulated and ran against the democratic brand, making nice with republicans. they never challenged fox news straight out.

    but especially in the last weeks of the campaign, obama was issuing straight up challenges to the network, and the network was losing.

    i think the era of fox news dominance is going to come to an end in the next four years. it will still hold the shrinking base, but it will not be the player it was.

  14. Tim Says:

    Do you really believe your own bullshit?

  15. Joel Says:

    I guess he’s holding back Al Sharpton for his first SCOTUS appointment.

  16. Zizo Fairbanks Says:

    No, your wrong!

    Treasury goes to George Soros, who will lay out the plans for a global currency.
    Fed goes to Mohammed El-Arian.
    Bill Ayers gets Homeland Security.
    Charles Rangel gets HUD.
    Defense goes to Jane Fonda, who else?

    He will soon announce he is a Muslim, but not before the electoral college.

  17. chris Says:

    What about Mugabe? Agriculture?

  18. John Says:

    Bitzer - Castro is still alive.

  19. tom Says:

    This is all good to see. On a side note to the Obama cabinet, I’m on the commission that Kay Hagan is sending out in NC to confiscate everyone’s Bibles.

  20. Tom Scudder Says:

    Osama Bin Laden for Defense, obviously.

  21. kid bitzer Says:

    some people are zombies even before death, john.

    just look at cindy mccain.

  22. OhioBoy Says:

    And Sista Souljah will take over the FCC. Conservatives will be WISHING for a fairness doctrine.

  23. Luke Says:

    The Secret Service will be replaced by the S1Ws, unless they go with a Ghaddafi-esque selection of the Fly Girls from In Living Color.

    Seriously, though, the Bush Admin was this same type of murderer’s row. Except, y’know, they actually WERE the cabinet.

  24. Run Up The Score Says:

    This is ridiculous. Clearly, Ayers should be Secretary of Education.

  25. Andrew Dupont Says:

    Chris “Ludacris” Bridges will head up the National Endowment for the Arts.

    And Bootsy Collins will be Secretary of Funk.

  26. Professor Booty Says:

    Secretary of Defense: Professor Griff

    And S1W replaces the Secret Service.

  27. Tom Nawrocki Says:

    Ward Churchill for Secretary of Agriculture. Cynthia McKinney to head the FBI. Earth First!, collectively, as Secretary of the Interior. Cesar Chavez for Secretary of Labor.

  28. ian Says:

    We’re coming for your guns! And your unborn babies! And your stem cells! And your coal power plants! And your guns!

  29. dmd76 Says:

    Matt, you should send your list to Larry Johnson. Just make sure to include Raila Odinga somewhere in there, maybe Deputy Secretary of Defense. After all, someone needs to plan our coming military involvement in Kenya.

  30. Maureen Says:

    Which one of his high school classmates gets to be drug czar?

  31. Henry Says:

    Bill Clinton for the abstinence-only sex-ed program!

  32. Krista Says:

    Wow, you guys really are ignorant a holes with nothing better to do. If you put half as much energy into action as you do bitching about things the world would be a better place.

  33. Ray Says:

    > And Bootsy Collins will be Secretary of Funk.

    Winner :)

  34. cedichou Says:

    Michael Moore as head of GM, now that we’re investing billions in it.

  35. u2604ab Says:

    And Obama will hire George Clinton and P-Funk to perform “Paint the White House Black” at his inaguration ball.

    While this song is being played, Federales (imported from Mexico and Argentina) execute Obama’s order to do actually paint the white house black.

  36. Nylund Says:

    As tongue-in-cheeck as that list is, I think I’m honestly more scared by names like Ashcroft, Rumsfeld, Gonzales, etc.

  37. aunth Says:

    Nice to see that you “conservatives” have found a more suitable way to occupy your time than trying to run a government.

  38. Frank Mac Says:

    Socialized medicine for all, including children.

    Cut and run from killing Iraqi and Afghanistan people.

    The look on Sean Hannity’s face when we go to the U.N. on bended knee and ask forgiveness for being an A-hole nation for eight year: Priceless!

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