Matt Yglesias

Sep 16th, 2008 at 2:32 pm

ITA on Palin

Indoor Tanning Association leaps to the defense of Sarah Palin:

While partisan bloggers and the sun scare industry will use this as an opportunity to undermine Gov. Palin and demonize the indoor tanning industry, the fact is that Governor Palin’s decision to get UV light from a tanning bed positively impacts her health.

Maybe the Center for American Progress Action Fund development team should try to figure out what the “sun scare industry” is so we can see if they want to subsidize some bloggers.

Filed under: Palin, Tanning,





91 Responses to “ITA on Palin”

  1. E. O'Neal Says:

    You guys just lost the indoor tanning vote. Maureen Dowd said Palin represents “guns, babies and Bibles” — you’re losing those votes, too.

  2. James Gary Says:

    Wasn’t “SunScare” one of the evil Transformers?

    No, wait, that was “StarScream.” Never mind.

  3. Miatch Says:

    “Indoor Tanning Association” sounds like the name of an 80s band.

  4. Dan Says:

    You missed the best part – the kudos!

    “Kudos to Governor Palin for standing up to dermatologists and other members of the sun scare industry who are trying to frighten Americans away from UV light.”

    Dermatologists, bloggers and the sun scare industry. Oh my!

  5. El Cid Says:

    The Indoor Tanning Association (ITA) was founded to protect the freedom of individuals to acquire a suntan, via natural or artificial light. Through the leadership efforts of our members, who are professionals from every sector of the indoor tanning industry, the ITA seeks to work with federal, and state governments to ensure that this freedom is not restricted. The ITA also strives to strengthen and advance our position through research and education efforts and by partnering with other organizations whose efforts further the ITA’s mission.

    http://www.theita.com/about/mission.cfm

    I had no idea I had such conscientious individuals out there protecting a right I had no idea I had.

    If I understand their information correctly, the ITA’s Board President, Dan Humiston, is running as the Republican candidate for Congress in Western NY:

    Dan, however, has always had a passion for the tanning industry. He works hard to keep the industry strong as the current president of the Indoor Tanning Association (ITA), a nonprofit trade association representing all major manufacturers, suppliers and distributors of indoor tanning equipment as well as professional tanning facilities nationwide and abroad.

    In 1999, Dan and 19 other industry leaders founded the ITA. Today, the ITA represents nearly 25,000 small businesses throughout the United States. Dan was first elected president in 2001, and he was reelected in 2003, 2005 and 2007. Under Dan’s leadership, the ITA has experienced tremendous success educating the public to the benefit of moderate exposure to ultraviolet light and preventing irresponsible government regulation.

    As the ITA president and spokesperson, Dan spends much of his time in Washington. His role requires him to work with federal agencies, and meet regularly with lawmakers. He has seen our government in operation, and he’s extremely frustrated with the way decisions are made.

    http://www.humistonforcongress.com/about.aspx

    Thank God we may have such men to protect Our Tanning Freedoms in Washington.

  6. E. O'Neal Says:

    Uh-oh, Palin may have lost the dermatologists vote.

  7. Seitz Says:

    Maureen Dowd said Palin represents “guns, babies and Bibles” — you’re losing those votes, too.

    Wow, you mean all three of them who may have voted Dem aren’t going to now? What a shock.

  8. Miatch Says:

    “Kudos to Governor Palin for standing up to dermatologists and other members of the sun scare industry who are trying to frighten Americans away from UV light.”

    Those damn dermatologists, what with their constant focus on skin health. They are nothing but cancer-haters. What did a little skin cancer ever do to anyone?

  9. Jeffrey Davis Says:

    Palin’s love of skin lesions is what endeared her to McCain.

  10. jeebus Says:

    This is a joke, right?

    Do they really think people are out to demonize the indoor tanning industry? Sixty seconds ago I didn’t even realize there was an indoor tanning “industry.”

  11. riffle Says:

    Three words:

    Mel An Oma

    McCain/Palin: The Melanoma Ticket!

  12. J.W. Hamner Says:

    Wow, do a search on the “sun scare industry”… it’s, uhm, “enlightening”.

    Who knew the what powers the sunscreen lobby had? They’ve practically invented skin cancer to sell their nefarious wares! Quick everyone, we must spread the word before they marshal their forces to sil

  13. msw Says:

    Join McCain – skin cancer.

  14. El Cid Says:

    The Goth plot to subvert our nation’s tan youth must be resisted.

  15. Amory Says:

    Learn more about the sun scare industry here

    http://www.sunlightscam.com/sunscare.html

  16. Iben hakenluggis Says:

    I smell fear … And methinks the smell is coming from all you left-wing whackos defecating in your shorts. PRICELESS

  17. El Cid Says:

    Wait — if the Dermatology lobby was “on the take” as the “Sunlight Scam” website alleges, wouldn’t they be advocating that you spend more time in the Sun ?

  18. E. O'Neal Says:

    El Cid has cracked the code — this is a battle to the death between the Goths and the indoor tanning industry. Sort of like the Iraq-Iran War of the 1980s, it’s hard to decide who to root for.

  19. snoey Says:

    How retro can you get – even Zonker renounced his quest for the perfect tan.

    Now if she’d rewired the place to put in some 400w HID lights to combat SAD – not to grow anything, mind you – she might pick up some votes.

  20. bob Says:

    Who knew tanning and cancer were partisan issues!

  21. Scott Herbst Says:

    For fuck’s sake! Can we please leave the tanning bed alone. We’ve got an awesome narrative developing around McCain/Palin as liars; lets not distract from that.

  22. Jay Andrew Allen Says:

    In other news, high fructose corn syrup is good for you.

  23. Njorl Says:

    You’ll have to pry my tanning bed from my warm, somewhat leathery hand!

  24. washerdreyer Says:

    I would guess sun scare is just a defamatory way of referring to the sun screen industry, no?

  25. bob oso Says:

    I’m not anti-dermatologist, I’m pro-UV.

  26. Aatos Says:

    Wow. The Pit Bullshit is coming fast and furious now.

  27. In what respect, Charlie? Says:

    Matt Yglesias: In the pocket of Big SPF.

  28. Spike Says:

    Nice to see they are standing up to Big Sunblock.

  29. Jeffrey Davis Says:

    Njorl at #23 wins the thread.

  30. DonBoy Says:

    Meanwhile, the vicious undercurrent of the message is: Barack Obama doesn’t need a tanning bed, if you take my meaning.

  31. SkippyFlipjack Says:

    “Especially in dreary northern locations like Alaska…”

    At least the Sun Scare Industry says nice things about Alaska. I think the ITA just lost the Alaska vote…

  32. Michael Bérubé Says:

    El Cid has cracked the code — this is a battle to the death between the Goths and the indoor tanning industry. Sort of like the Iraq-Iran War of the 1980s, it’s hard to decide who to root for.

    Except, of course, that Rumsfeld sold all those tanning beds to Saddam in 1984, and the corporate media have flushed that episode down the memory hole.

    And for the record, I have always been scared of the sun. It’s really big and very very hot.

  33. sluggo Says:

    This line has been pushed by the indoor tanning industry for some time now. It usually rears its head around the start of summer, when newspaper articles and public service announcements caution people against excessive UV radiation exposure. But the Indoor Tanning Association (!) is about as transparent as 1950s tobacco manufacturers who advertised the health benefits of cigarettes.

    If vitamin D deficiency is an issue, a daily supplement — not tanning beds — is the simplest and safest solution. It’s also a whole lot cheaper than a tanning bed.

  34. GreenVTster Says:

    How long until Palin says she may not know much about the Shiites but she has experience with the Sunnis from the tanning bed in her Governor’s mansion?

  35. Grand Moff Texan Says:

    Maureen Dowd said Palin represents “guns, babies and Bibles” — you’re losing those votes, too.

    Too bad inanimate objects and minors can’t vote.
    .

  36. BerkeleyMom Says:

    Who knew there was an Indoor Tanning Association? They sound like the cigarette industry flaks in the 1950’s peddling smoking’s positive medicinal effects. The only sun scare industry I know of is my dermatologist.

    As John McCain (and thousands of families) well know, malanoma kills. It killed my brother at 44. Get your moles checked people.

  37. gonzo Says:

    Pimple popper!

  38. nick Says:

    yglesias has no credibility on these issues, he’s nothing but a SPF30 scumbag!

  39. El Cid Says:

    The Gelatin Manufacturers Institute of America would also like to remind you of the importance of our product, gelatin, and that we are standing up for all Americans’ right to use and enjoy gelatin.

    Gelatin is a vitreous, brittle solid that is faintly yellow to white and nearly tasteless and odorless. It contains 84-90% protein, 1-2% mineral salts and 8-15% water.

    http://www.gelatin-gmia.com/html/gelatine.html.

    Big anti-Protein doesn’t want you to enjoy gelatin and gelatin-based products. Protect your Freedom.

  40. big e Says:

    When I saw this on TPM I thought it was a joke…so I came over here to find out it isn’t. Hilarious.

  41. E. O'Neal Says:

    Michael Berube, that explains why Saddam always had such a nice tan. I’ve wondered about that for years.

  42. bdbd Says:

    don’t forget, the sun is what makes the corn grow so big!

  43. old guy Says:

    The Indoor Tanning Association performs a vital service in protecting our Constitutional rights, notably the Second Amendment Right to Brown Arms.

  44. Michael P Says:

    Hey, she IS one of the original Mavericks!
    ;)

  45. Fireclown Says:

    But… But… John McCain didn’t see the sun for 5.5 years. There will be tanning beds in every room of the White House!

  46. tinisoli Says:

    Earth to the ITA: We’re laughing at Palin not because she uses a tanning bed or likes getting tan, but because she’s passed herself off as a happily unsophisticated rugged Alaskan hockey mom who happens to be governor and yet she owns a fucking tanning bed that costs more than what many people make in a year. Most hockey moms do not own tanning beds, and I daresay most would be howling with derision if Palin were a Democrat. (Remember how hilarious it was that John Kerry enjoyed windsurfing?) It could’ve been any expensive luxury item and we’d still be making the same point about what a phony pile of dung this woman is.

  47. Mike Says:

    My first thought upon reading “Indoor Tanning Association” was it must be a funny way of saying “John Boehner”.

  48. beachmom Says:

    I’m a member of the “sun scare industry” and so is John McCain. We are Melanoma survivors. Every dermatologist I have ever had always asks if I have ever used a tanning bed. A question akin to “do you smoke”. I didn’t realize dermatologists are now “bloggers”. They say this no matter who is running for President or Vice President.

  49. Michael Lafferty Says:

    “Kudos to Governor Palin for standing up to dermatologists and other members of the sun scare industry who are trying to frighten Americans away from UV light.”

    Yeah, ’cause like dermatologists wouldn’t really have any idea about the effect of ultraviolet light exposure, now would they?

    Too funny. And, really rather sad. A metaphor for what it all seems to come down to: long term suffering at the hand of those most interested in short term profits. Who knew that these morons had a trade industry representative, and that he would so poorly choose to phrase the defense of his industry’s products. Maybe he quietly aspires to be an adviser to the campaign, or—better yet—a lobbyist to the next administration.

    Okay. Good luck with that, anonymous media contact for the Indoor Tanning Association.

  50. Geezy Says:

    For what it’s worth, I remember an Alaskan friend of mine in college (late 80’s) talk about getting government sponsored vitamin-D shots in the winter to ward off depression (and scurvy?).

  51. Michael Lafferty Says:

    Oh. I see now that he hopes to become a Republican congressman from western New York.

    Well, now – that’s settled. Maybe a tanning bed in each of our 438 representatives offices. With free tans to visiting constituents.

    Hmm… I think this guys been standing outside in the hot sun for far too long.

  52. beentheregotthebiopsy Says:

    If Palin is dumb enough to use an indoor tanning bed – knowing what we know about skin cancer, she sure ain’t smart enough to be VP.

  53. Karen Says:

    A number of pics of First Gentleman Todd Palin seem to indicate he’s racked up some serious hours on the tanning bed. That orange glow doesn’t come from time on his fishing boat. Tanning beds are kinda girly, in a not precisely rugged he-man Alaska way, dontcha think?

  54. Frankie Says:

    Doesn’t lipstick block the UV light? I’m sure she’s struggling with that conundrum….

  55. Richard Steven Hack Says:

    While we’re still discussing this bitch from Alaska and her indoor tanning bed:

    Pakistan orders troops to fire on US cross-border raids
    http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2008/sep/16/pakistan.afghanistan

    Money Quotes:

    Pakistan’s military said today its forces had received orders to fire on US troops if they entered Pakistani territory, after a cross-border raid inflamed public opinion.

    The country’s civilian leaders, who have taken a tough line against militants, have insisted Pakistan must resolve the dispute with the US through diplomatic channels. But the military has taken a more robust line.

    General Athar Abbas, an army spokesman, told the Associated Press that after a cross-border assault in the south Waziristan region earlier this month, the military told its field commanders to take action to prevent any similar raids.

    “The orders are clear,” Abbas said in an interview. “In case it happens again in this form, that there is a very significant detection, which is very definite, no ambiguity, across the border, on ground or in the air: open fire.”

  56. E. O'Neal Says:

    Karen, Todd Palin is a rough-neck, a commercial fisherman, and a four-time champion of the Iron Dog, a 2,000 mile snowmobile race across the mountains of Alaska. They go for six days at 80 mph or so. Palin hit a buried barrel last year, got thrown 40 ft. through the air, but still finished the race. Other than that, I suppose he might be a bit “girly” compared to Rambo.

  57. alkali Says:

    Disappointing to see that so many people have fallen for the propaganda put out by Big Shade.

  58. El Cid Says:

    I think E. O’Neal’s got a crush!

  59. E. O'Neal Says:

    Big Shade wants to keep us in the dark.

  60. h Says:

    Well that will clash with melanoma survivor McCain, won’t it?

  61. E. O'Neal Says:

    El Cid, my crush is on Sarah. I’m trying to figure out how to get rid of Todd.

  62. E. O'Neal Says:

    I hope they don’t find out I buried that barrel.

  63. Comment Says:

    Debate #1 (If McCain was a Democrat)

    Moderator: Senator McCain – You nearly lost your life due to Melanoma – The damage to your skin from cancer was greater than the damage your joints sustained due to enhanced interogation by the N. Vietnames. So why did you chose a SunLamp user for your VP? Do you hate skin?

    McCain: Heliophobes loath Palin for her spirited Northern tan

  64. E. O'Neal Says:

    Comment, you can’t blame the McCain-Palin ticket for trying to close the melanin gap.

  65. Comment Says:

    E O’Neal – are you suggesting that Palin’s sunlamp is her form of using blackface make up?

    Are you suggesting that Palin is performing a minstral show by using her cancerous tanning bed?

  66. mateosf Says:

    Paging Zonker Harris … I think Doonesbury took on the Sun Scare Industry during the Reagan administration. Zonker’s campaign didn’t go very far (he was outmatched by a lily-white James Watt – killed the Beach Boys on the Mall, boo-hoo), but I bet he’d come out of retirement to back Palin’s right to brown arms.

    Course, Zonker didn’t suffer no indoor tans, so this could be the start of a new culture war …

  67. Comment Says:

    Rampant heliophobes dragging us into the muck (literally, to escape the sun) are destroying our politics.

  68. E. O'Neal Says:

    Comment, no, but that will probably be Matt’s next post. He’s releasing these fat turkeys faster than I can shoot them down.

  69. Matt Steinglass Says:

    I’ve encountered these sun-scare industry flacks many times. They’re all in the pocket of Big Shade.

  70. El Cid Says:

    What I think the Sun lobby is forgetting about is the growing demographic of the Shadow People.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shadow_people

  71. Herbert Hoover's Friend Says:

    That’s it! It’s all part of Palin’s plan to take over the Presidency and rule the world.

    Get old man McHerbertHoover inside one of her tanning beds and…BAM!!…skin cancer recurrence!! That would make it his fifth, not good.

    Hello, President Palin!

  72. garymar Says:

    As long as we’re fighting dermatologists, let’s also attack the oncologists and destroy the myth of the cigarette-cancer link cooked up by the lung-scare industry!

  73. Eric L Says:

    Maybe the Center for American Progress Action Fund development team should try to figure out what the “sun scare industry” is so we can see if they want to subsidize some bloggers.

    You mean you’re not already on the payroll of big sunscreen? You sure could have fooled me.

  74. Michele Says:

    The whole press release from these bozos included a chilling reference to a secret cabal of dermatologists intent on robbing God-fearing Americans of the the healthful benefits of UV rays. I knew I didn’t like those guys. Probably “sun socialists” or something who want more ray-gulation.

    Really, who better to support the position of tanning bed manufacturers than a self-absorbed “hockey mom” and a guy who’s had skin cancer four times? At least we know Palin’s no pussy. Melanoma? Bring it on.

  75. Robbie Says:

    Alaska is one of the most sun deprived areas of the world.

    In case you losers hadn’t figured this out, the sun is how humans make vitamin D. Google it and you’ll find that optimal vitamin D levels can REDUCE CANCER by 60%!

    While you idiots show concern for skin cancer which kills 1,000 people a year, smarter people are find ways to avoid other cancers (like breast, prostate, ovarian etc) which kill 1,000 people A DAY!

    From October to April it is impossible to produce natural vitamin D from the sun in Alaska (and in most areas north of Chicago). Owning or using a tanning bed is essential in these climates to reduce/avoid cancer (in addition to heart disease and autoimmune disease).

    Kudos to Palin for her wise choice to stay tanned and healthy.

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